Squint for the (slightly NSFW yet somehow very polite) fine print.
Oh and to all those web designers out there, while you’re at it, if you don’t mind terribly, and it’s not too much trouble
a) EVERYBODY clicks ‘skip intro’. EVERYBODY.
b) NOBODY wants to hear your company jingle playing on repeat. NOBODY.
So just don’t bother, and we can all be friends again. And you’d have so much more time to spend on doing nice things for yourself, like having tea and biscuits in the sunshine. And I wouldn’t have to mute the sound on my computer. Now doesn’t that sound nice?