… yeah, so, Large Hadron Collider ≠ spontaneous self-digestion of Planet Earth.
Now everyone: exhaaaale (Elmo, this means you).
Hate to say I told you so*, but: Told you so.
Though if you were itching for an apocalypse, don’t worry: It might still happen.
* No, not really.
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