Stochastic? SO Random. April 1, 2011Posted by Olivia McDowell in Dialogue, Etcetera, Words.
Tags: random, Stochastic, Words
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Members of Generation Y [for Youngling, surely] are often accused of overusing the word “random”, especially in response to matters that are not at all random. For example:
First youngling: “I thought I lost my keys, then I realised they were in my pocket the whole time!”
Second youngling: “Ooo, random!”
I’ll admit I’m a serial offender, out of sheer laziness rather than deep-seated vapidity (I hope).
Anyway, would we suffer less scorn by using the word “stochastic” instead?
First youngling: “I couldn’t find my favourite red pen, then I realised it was in my hair the whole time!”
Second youngling: “Ooo, stochastic!”
… Or would we just be scorned as pretentious AND dim?